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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

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