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Nortt is a Danish funeral doom metal project maintained by a musician who goes by an eponymous pseudonym. The project was founded in 1995 and the sole member describes his music as \"pure depressive black funeral doom metal\". In terms of lyrics and imagery he is akin to other black metal acts, while the sound of his music is closer to doom metal.
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Bahamas competed at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics, in Nanjing, China from 16 August to 28 August 2014.
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