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Artinsky District is an administrative district (raion), one of the thirty in Sverdlovsk Oblast, Russia. As a municipal division, it is incorporated as Artinsky Urban Okrug. It is located in the southwest of the oblast. Its administrative center is the urban locality of Arti. As of the 2010 Census, the total population of the district was 29,624, with the population of Arti accounting for 43.5% of that number.
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Miroslava Ritskiavitchius is a German handball player of Lithuanian descent. She competed in the women's tournament at the 1996 Summer Olympics.
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