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{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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Kennard House was a major hotel of Cleveland, Ohio, United States, in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Originally known as Angier House, the building ended its days as the Lincoln Hotel.
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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Surrounded by Light is the debut studio album by the Czech indie pop band Lake Malawi. It was released on 10 November 2017 by Holidays Forever. The album peaked at number 81 on the Czech Albums Chart. The album includes the singles \"Prague \", \"Surrounded by Light\", \"Bottom of the Jungle\", \"Paris\" and \"Spaced Out\".
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